You're cordially invited

The ol' husband's work just keeps getting better and better, don't you think? The ad, of course, is what I am referencing. 

I must say my collection is getting better and better, too. Of course, the beauties come and they go. Come by Thursday so you won't be as remorseful as I am by letting this rare beauty go. 

That's the nature of this business I'm in: there is no re-ordering "one-of-a-kind's."